the american idiot retard Vancouver, Washington No.3090754
>Be me, Eliezer Yudkowsky
>My IQ is over 9000
>Be at an IQ test
>Pass with flying colors
>The test administrator is so impressed that he asks me what my secret is
>I tell him I just read a lot of XKCD comics
>He doesn't believe me
>I show him my XKCD comics collection
>He is so blown away that he gives me a perfect score