the american cohen Vancouver, Washington No.3090748
>Be me
>Bottomless pit inspector
>Go down pit to check if its bottomless
>It has a bottom
>Argue with my supervisor, he doesn't know why it has a bottom
>"It's supposed to be bottomless"
>Fuck this
>Quit my job, become a regular pit inspector
>Go to check the bottom of it
>It doesn't have a bottom