the american behindert Vancouver, Washington No.3090742
>Be le me, 600 lbs
>Visit landwhale sister, measily 300 lbs
>She had a kid last year
>It can't walk yet
>Crawls around the house but usually stays put if she puts it on the sofa
>Be me again
>Be watching Fox News and drinking a pop
>Run out of pop
>Get up and grab another can of soda from the fridge
>Decide to sit down a little closer to the fridge
>Her fucking kid was on the chair
>Pretty sure I heard bones break
>No one found out about it