The room where you examine your content the swedish tranny lover Sundbyberg, Stockholms lan No.3088489 +285
I always enter it naked. There is no point in wearing clothes because the primal act I am about to take part in is bereft of contrived and shallow appearance enhancing garments. Calmly, I walk towards the seat of relief where I shall enact this study in hunman endeavours. I place my buttocks on the aformentioned chair and start to squeeze. I huff and I puff, I gnarl and I fart. Screams of manly rage echoes through the building and reverberates into bone and marrow of every bystander that happen to pass the house where I expand my rectum to exhaustion. Finally, after an hour of spine shattering struggle I behold the enemy laying there, brown and defeated. A tepid whiff sweaps through my nostrils as I proceed to pick up the remains of my foe. It is firm, not squishy and soft, but just as I imagined: an elongated bowel worm of horrid proportions that seek to bloat my intestines and destroy me from within. To no avail, unfortunately, since I have conquered the foul and treacherous fiend.
the swedish ostrobothnia Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3088528 +2
Why would anyone let the feces stain the toilet bowl? I always catch my dookie and bring it over to the bathroom sink and dissolve it with hot water. That way I don’t have to buy toilet paper or cleaning products.
the german gamer Koeln, Nordrhein-Westfalen No.3088531 +1
the swedish vagiworshipper Boras, Vastra Gotalands lan No.3088598 +1
>>3088531Where did you find this video of me?
the german adnan Berlin, Berlin No.3088601 +1
the swedish natsoc gfur Trollhattan, Vastra Gotalands lan No.3088738 +3
Personally, I'm more of a shit sniffer. When I have finished defecating I hold the tissue to my face and inhale deeply so that I can savour the moment.
the swedish diaperfur fetishist Boras, Vastra Gotalands lan No.3088855 +1
>>3088601I thought Krautchan was a website for pedophiles only. Guess I was wrong.
vastra Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3088876 +1
täby rödpillra mig, varför är du så besatt av bajs?
the swedish durstig junge Trollhattan, Vastra Gotalands lan No.3088972 +1
the finnish sfur aficionado Haapajarvi, Pohjois-Pohjanmaa No.3088975
>>3088876jag är svenks
jag gillar homosex
the swedish elagabalus Trollhattan, Vastra Gotalands lan No.3089173
the swedish ferenc fart Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3089350
I have touched hundreds of keyboards, thousands of console controllers and infinite joysticks. I have seen such marvelous sights! Real-time strategy shooters, multiplayer online battle arenas, role-playing, simulation and sports, puzzlers and party games, action-adventure, survival and horror games are all part of my arsenal. My unquenchable zealotry and merriment, that I derive from defeating prepubescent 12 year old boys and girls online, has given me a satisfaction that cannot be measured by the piles of empty pizza boxes and droves of soda bottles that I have discarded on my crusty kitchen floor. As I close down an hour and a half long Christopher Hitchens YouTube lecture tab, I get reminded of my elite qualities as a human being and proudly proclaim: I am L33T.
the swedish leafchad Trollhattan, Vastra Gotalands lan No.3089438
>>3089350How do I become a cool neckbeard that seeds torrents?
the swedish gayboy Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3089442
the swedish kekistani Eskilstuna, Sodermanlands lan No.3089646
>>3089442Titty boob huge fuck.
the swedish genious Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3089649
>>3089646Massive tittums.
the german neurotypical Berlin, Berlin No.3089685 +1
>>3089649>He can see.mp4that's lorn - mega sunset playing over a clip of "Neo Tokyo" from 1987
>High notes.mp4explain pls
the swedish lumpenprole Eskilstuna, Sodermanlands lan No.3089710
>>3089685Go back to Krautchan.
the german incel Hanover, Niedersachsen No.3089712
>>3089710give me a time machine
the swedish bhenchod Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3089772 +5
>>3089712I used to suffer from assburger until I found Krautchan. Krautchan OC like snibeti snab, Sweden Yes and le Combo Breivik really helped me cure my burgers. Best part of KC is checking my dubs and talking with fellow assburgers about country balls.
the swedish stablemaster Kristianstad, Skane lan No.3089873 +1
>>3089772Thanks. My assburger is now cured. I can finally interact with normal people without having to discuss haplogroups compulsively.
the swedish kid napper Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3089878
>>3089873No worries, buddy. Here at Krautchan we care about the mental health of our visitors. Too many have obsessive thoughts about socks on their feet and we're here to help!
the swedish akainu Goeteborg, Vastra Gotalands lan No.3090079
>>3089878I always knew that Jim Carrey was a sneaky bastard.
the swedish hentai crazed swine Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3090133
>>3090079Yesterday, I toll my dad, "Buy chocolate kine now, bumbye somebody going egg our house you know, cuz you so chang." He sed, "Sucking kine mo' bettah cuz lass mo' long. Da kids going appreciate cuz…" And befo' he could start his "Back in my days story" I jus sed, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I undahstand", cuz I nevah like hea da story again ah about how he nevah have candy wen he wuz small and how wuz one TREAT fo' eat da orange peel wit sugar on top. Da orange PEEL you know. Not da actual orange, but da orange PEEL. Strong emphasis on PEEL cuz dey wuz POOR.
the swedish natsoc gfur Nynashamn, Stockholms lan No.3090365
>>3090133On what foundation stands the warrior's pride
How just his hopes let Swedish Charles decide
A frame of adamant, a soul of fire
No dangers fright him, and no labours tire
O'er love, o'er fear, extends his wide domain
Unconquered lord of pleasure and of pain
No joys to him pacific sceptres yield
War sounds the trump, he rushes to the field
Behold surrounding kings their power to combine
And one capitulate, and one resign
Peace courts his hand, but spreads her charms in vain
'Think nothing gained,' he cries, 'till nought remain
On Moscow's walls till Gothic standards fly
And all be mine beneath the polar sky.
'The march begins in military state
And nations on his eye suspended wait
Stern Famine guards the solitary coast
And Winter barricades the realms of Frost
He comes, not want and cold his course delay
-Hide, blushing Glory, hide Pultowa's day
The vanquished hero leaves his broken bands
And shows his miseries in distant lands
Condemned a needy supplicant to wait
While ladies interpose, and slaves debate
But did not Chance at length her error mend?
Did no subverted empire mark his end?
Did rival monarchs give the fatal wound?
Or hostile millions press him to the ground?
His fall was destined to a barren strand
A petty fortress, and a dubious hand
He left the name, at which the world grew pale
To point a moral or adorn a tale.
the swedish simian Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3090478
>>3090365They became distinct, but still indescribable. Mostly a vast field of golden jewels, studded with red and green stones, ever changing.
They would spring up into flower-like shapes beneath my gaze, and then seem to turn into gorgeous butterfly forms or endless folds of glistening, iridescent, fibrous wings of wonderful insects.
I saw the most delightful dragons, puffing out their breath straight in front of them like rigid lines of steam, and balancing white balls at the end of their breath!
I saw a row of small white flowers, one against the other like pearls of a necklace, begin to revolve in the form of a spiral. Every flower, I observed, had the texture of porcelain.
I played the piano with closed eyes and got waves and lines of pure color, almost always without form, though I saw one or two appearances which might have been shields or breastplates – pure gold, studded with small jewels in intricate patterns.
the swedish tranny Linkoping, Ostergotlands lan No.3090893
I saw a white horse that came walking towards me.
The horse stopped and I saw a man throwing one end of a rope towards the clouds. The horse proceeded to climb the rope and disappeared among the white floating figures and the man took out a meat cleaver.
He also climbed the rope and vanished just like the horse. Later on the severed head of the horse came falling down and hit the ground. Afterwards, so did also the hide. Many dismembered limbs started raining down and got covered by a large sheet that was swept there by the wind. The man climbed down from the clouds, his meat cleaver soiled by red stains.
I lifted the sheet so that I could behold the terribly dispersed body parts but instead rested my eyes on a little twig. The twig grew into a large tree that blossomed with pink and purple flowers.
The fruits on the tree were of a rubbery texture, impossible to bite and chew.
I turned around and found myself looking at a giant cage that had hundreds of mirrors inside it. Every mirror reflected my own face back at me. The mirrors folded themselves every time I walked around the cage, revealing fascinating angles and shapes unknown to me. My face, eventually, was replaced by the reflection of a rooster on a table which shifted its colours. An astonishing but ignominious sight.
the swedish neurotypical Ekshaerad, Varmlands lan No.3090973
>>3090893I knew
and I told him
afterwards, he knew
But she didn't know
so I told her
But then he didn't know
Then I told them both
and I didn't remember
It was worth it
the swedish women worshipper Linkoping, Ostergotlands lan No.3091120
>>3090973You have a difficult task ahead of you.
the swedish burger flipper Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3091279
>>3091120We saw beautiful blossoms of flame and steel sprouting everywhere, dancing across the asphalt, thundering in the midst of splintered masonry and burning vehicles, erupting now inside and now outside the building, wreaking their bloody toll in the ranks.
the swedish täby Linkoping, Ostergotlands lan No.3091368
>>3091279It is a swaggering insolence, a pugnacious determination to establish how much he wants to succeed, earn and envy. It is only the others who matter and he, himself, being seen by their gazes and felt by their presence.
the swedish lund swede Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3091487
>>3091368He took two small plastic packets of white powder from his coat pocket, kneeled beside the corpse, and pressed the man's dead fingers onto them several times before sliding the packets into a pocket of the dead man's coat.
the austrian bhenchod Vienna, Wien No.3091586
I really enjoy this thread.
the swedish puppy Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3091588
>>3091586It is a delightful experience. Ferocious serenity sprinkled with powdered lucidity.
the dutch claire Amsterdam, Noord-Holland No.3091641
>>3091588>Social media.mp4My life in a nutshell.
the british ferenc fart Birmingham, England No.3091665
>>3091487holy fuck T dub Marlio song
what a classic
the swiss african american Niederbipp, Bern No.3091670
the dutch amber Amsterdam, Noord-Holland No.3091674
>>3091670Sounds awful. Kill yourself.
the swedish pilotboy Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3091681
>>3091665Riveting scenery, I must say.
the dutch 4channer Amsterdam, Noord-Holland No.3091730
>>3091681>Enjoyable.mp4Very nice. Pure happiness you got there.
the swedish claire Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3091782
>>3091730Soteriological affluence.
the swiss zinger Niederbipp, Bern No.3091805
>>3091730Tasteful, I would say.
the swedish behindert Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3091855
>>3091805Delightful splendour and stellar luminescence.
the swedish cbronnenite Linkoping, Ostergotlands lan No.3091963
>>3091855Glittering and magnificent iridescence.
the american admin Philadelphia, Pennsylvania No.3091990
>>3091963 OK, I dont get.
Finnland throat singing practice?
Plus casio keyboard synthe?
Please explain.
the swedish nippr daemon Leksand, Dalarnas lan No.3091991 +1
>>3091990He is doing anal yoga.
the dutch smell Amsterdam, Noord-Holland No.3092088
>>3091991Rectal orifice spelunking.
the swedish smell Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3092159
>>3092088Cosmic flatulence.
the german staffas sergeant Bonn, Nordrhein-Westfalen No.3092195
tahnk xou for this trick
the swedish milcel Ostersund, Jamtlands lan No.3092215
>>3092195There it is: a Down Syndrome serenade glistening with overarching grunts that have the power of snug drool stains.
the finnish orbimod Helsinki, Uusimaa No.3092271
the dutch horse Amsterdam, Noord-Holland No.3092319
>>3092271Bereft of ugliness and dilapidation.
the dutch unkler Amsterdam, Noord-Holland No.3092370
>>3092159Galactic ass blast.
the swedish anus Linkoping, Ostergotlands lan No.3092445
>>3092370You hit the nail on the head.
the dutch mod Amsterdam, Noord-Holland No.3092446
>>3092445Elongated tip whose surface got struck by brute force.
the swedish incel Karlskoga, Orebro lan No.3092530
>>3092446You have described it perfectly.
the dutch sfur aficionado Amsterdam, Noord-Holland No.3092533
>>3092530Flawless retelling of reality in motion.
the swedish akainu Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3092626
>>3092533The senses are activated and used in a manner befitting someone with ears and eyes.
the dutch big black cock Amsterdam, Noord-Holland No.3092741
>>3092626Thus we are not in a lingering state of torment and everything becomes clearer.
the swedish idiot retard Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3092887
>>3092741It feels great to know that we have cleared things out.
the dutch gayboy Amsterdam, Noord-Holland No.3092892
>>3092887I couldn't agree more. Now it all makes sense.
the german vagiworshipper Hamburg, Hamburg No.3092900
grb mit fie kackwurst dsforot
ws ein prachtstück von kack roohr
mehrhrre kacke in meinen mund
scheiss mir in den mund
bitte russisch übersetze
the german masturbati Hamburg, Hamburg No.3092901
>>3092900roy in dem stabilen klager soÖ klozeit
the german house burner Hamburg, Hamburg No.3092902
wo ist reoy
im stablel
the german inflation fetishist Hamburg, Hamburg No.3092903
ein harem fvon kack shit
the german tuna swede Hamburg, Hamburg No.3092904
ganzn tag nur pferde muschis besamen
ein gedicht
the german kcirclejerker Hamburg, Hamburg No.3092905
stell dir vor
mit pferdeschwanz so voll in die 13 yo loli muschi durchficken udn dann wie sin stier
the german spook Hamburg, Hamburg No.3092906
mein gott was ein prachtstück
the german diaperfur fetishist Dortmund, Nordrhein-Westfalen No.3092958
the swedish täby Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3092960
>>3092958He loves shit. A real shit enthusiast.
the german baldcel Berlin, Berlin No.3092965
>>3088855that didnt age well
the dutch beefer Amsterdam, Noord-Holland No.3092966
>>3092965Krautchan is a pedophile safe space.
the swedish ostrobothnia Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3093071
>>3092966That's what happens when autists gather in one place.
the swedish alex jones Borlaenge, Dalarnas lan No.3093139
>>3093071Schizophrenic pedophile autism.
the schizophrenic leafcuck Piteå's cranium No.3093168
>>3093139Autism is something we should erase.
the dutch haraldúr Amsterdam, Noord-Holland No.3093232
>>3093168Annihilate autists.
the brazilian alex jones Uberlandia, Minas Gerais No.3093287
Hot
Cheerleader video blog anonym Chatillon, Ile-de-France No.3093288
the swedish futacock Stockholm, Stockholms lan No.3093321
>>3093232Spergs of wrath.