the bulgarian dungeon master Sofia, Sofia (stolitsa) No.3088213 +5
CoNStrUCTIon Of THE ANTiARUmbIC AbbeRATion:
A nOn NegOTiABle SynTHEtIC ALteRnATIve TO COnVEntIonALly TUbIgn THE SHIt oUT of ARUMbA07 And PREvENTing Him FRom ENgAGNiNG In CARdGAPE/mApgAPE/AUTomATIoNGApe AND ALL relATED ACTIvITeS AS he IS prEpAReD fOR ASCenTion InTo THe plANES Of HbLoODSkALLops TO BE ETErnALly RAPED AND GorTED bY thE FINEST STYrolUNAR APpARITIoNS.,,,
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ThE plANES Of BlooDSkALlopS lACK TAms (tyurOnuLAR APpARitOons MoDUlATors) THuS PROvIDIng FERTile GrOuND For TYrOnulAR APpARITioNS TO GOrT The SHit Out OF ARumbA AS The yAHve BeATEN tHE miNTs oF His CHilDREN,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, IN fACT,,, The CHiLDren OF ARUMba07 RECEIve MInTINgS EVERY SInglE FUCKing dAY WHile ARUmbA ENGAGES in MAPgAPE/cARDGAPe/AUtomAITonGAPes AND AL lrelATED ACTIViTies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, SUch AS CRYing ON sTreAM ANd GoiNG @ THE SPYchiASTrIST SCHizO FUCK BecAUse The ALTErNATion OF UpPEr AnD LoWErCASE lETtErS EVokeS VeSTIgiAL TTrANSEVolUtionARY memoRIES EMbEDDeD Into THE hUmAN PSCyhE AFTer DECADES of PROFOujdn FUCKing GORtIng My CHilD,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ThE FUnNy pATTErn PROvoKing INtENSe BoUts of PTSD thAT PREVEnt THE PROper ENjoyFUllNESs oF MAPgAPe/cARDgAPe/AUtomATIongAPE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
In fACT,,,,,,,,,,, ARUmbA07 WIlL no LoNGEr PARTAKe In SUCh THignS AND InstEAD WIlL SoLELY SUBSIOST oN ClAsS1 ANtiARUmbIC ABberATIon EVENTS SucH aS TAKing FInASTerIDe AND GrooMign Hsi tENDer SUCCUleNT beARD WHilE MilLIOnS OF onLOOkerS ENjOY The STreAM WHERE HE TubeS THE SHit OUt OF His soN ( A PRElude TO thE TYorNulAR BrICKKIingS tHAT will SooN tAKE pLACe UpoN The rELOCATIon OF His SWEETY iN NoCEnt LITTLe CHiLDREn)00,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ThE COnsTRUCtIOn ODFD The ANtiARUmbIC ABBERATIon IS A VItAL noNneGOTiABle pART OF THe MiontBoARD AGReEmeNT SIGNED iN 2014 WhiCH dICtaTES thAT ALl mApGAPEs CARdGAPEs AND AUtomATIongAPES WIll BE TItRATEd SLOWly UNtil ALL THAT IS lEFT iS CRyign ON STrEAM AND vISiTIng ThErAPISTS,,,,,,,,,,,m,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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