the finnish spreadsheeter Helsinki, Uusimaa No.3082427
NOBODY:
NO ONE AT ALL:
LITERALLY NOT ONE PERSON:
NOT A SINGLE SOUL:
NO ONE IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE:
NO ONE IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE:
NO ONE ON THE EQUATOR:
NONE OF THE MOLE PEOPLE:
NONE OF THE LIZARD PEOPLE:
THE ILLUMINATI:
THE GOVERNMENT WHO IS COVERING UP THAT 9/11 WAS ACTUALLY AN INSIDE JOB:
NONE OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS:
NONE OF YOUR FRIENDS:
NONE OF YOUR YOUTUBE CONSPIRACY COMMUNITY:
THE LIBTARDS:
THE CONSERVATARDS:
THE NORMAL PEOPLE WHO FIND THE MIDDLE GROUND IN POLITICAL DISCOURSE BECAUSE BOTH SIDES HAVE A POINT AND THE ILLUMINATI IS TRYING TO DIVIDE US FOR EASIER CONTROL:
BIRDS:
DOGS WHO ARE GOVERNMENT SPIES:
THE NSA WHO IS WATCHING ME AT ALL TIMES:
THE ALIENS WHO ABDUCTED ME TO LET ME KNOW THAT I WAS THE PERFECT BEING WHO WOULD SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE ILLUMINATI’S TYRANNICAL RULE:
MY PSYCHIATRIST:
MY OTHER PSYCHIATRIST:
MY OLD PSYCHIATRIST WHO WAS AN NSA PLANT:
MY WIFE WHO I MARRIED BECAUSE SHE IS A LIZARD PERSON AND ONE DAY WHEN SHE LEASTS EXPECTS IT I WILL KILL HER:
THE BODY OF A LIZARD PERSON BURIED IN MY BACKYARD:
THE COPS BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE:
THE COPS WHO JUST MADE IT INSIDE AND ARE SAYING TO GET ON THE GROUND:
MY BULLET-RIDDLED BODY AS THE BLOOD DRAINS FROM ME:
YOUTUBE:
Me: penus