/int/ - International (1 reader)

"On a country road in the Palatinate two men from the Labour Service
are marching towards the next town. The Labour Service camp lies a long way
off in the country, and it is a long way to the railway station. But the two men
are in high spirits and are whistling, because they are going home on holidays
after months of healthy and strenuous work. They whistle: In the Homeland, in
the Homeland ….. Just then a line of cars sweeps past the two men. They're
lucky, one of them says. They'll be there sooner than we will, the other says.
They're waving! both call out together. And then, in fact, the line of cars comes
to a halt and waits until the two men, who have begun to run, have caught up.
Where from? Where to? Climb in! The two men open their eyes wide in
amazement, because the man stopping in the middle of the country road and
inviting them to climb in is none other than The Leader. Adolf Hitler. He makes them
describe for him their lives, and asks to know in great detail what it is like in
their labour camp. In no time they arrive at the little town. The cars stop. As
they leave The Leader asks one of the two men: It is about to rain. Don't you
have a coat with you?
I have no civilian coat, my Leader. I was unemployed for a long time.
On hearing this, The Leader takes off his grey travelling coat and hangs it on
the shoulders of his fellow countryman."