piano brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul No.1669 +2
Bronnen Suicide Hotline
piano brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul No.1670 +1
Dortmund: (before even letting the grieving widow finish) Kill yourself Anus
piano brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul No.1671 +1
Callum: [sends them a picture of a brainless kid as he is unable to make a relevant comment or give advice]
piano brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul No.1672 +1
Jörgen: Lost your job and can't pay your mortgage? What you need is a long walk on the beach… bonus points for art museum visits!
the austrian funny cat No.1673 +1
dortmund picking up just telling everyone to kys
the austrian house burner No.1674 +1
piano brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul No.1675 +1
Cheyenne: You should avoid placing your bed under a window, low ceilings or angles. Another thing you can do is choose bedroom furniture with soft/curved lines to keep away from sharp, pointed energy. The noopept I prescribed you along 4 hours of meditation a day should normalize your Qi and make you realize the universe is consciousness.
piano brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul No.1676 +2
Eugene: I know that feel Bernd I myself missed on teen love and can never NEVER have it back women can sense I missed that milestone in life and a big part of what it is to be a human being all I ever want is to be 15 again lying on the grass on a warm summer night watching the stars not worrying about rent bills student loans my only worry in life being my blonde freckled cutie pie but I can't do that because I am DEFECTIVE I will NEVER walk around school holding her hand and whispering injokes in her ear I CAN NEVER HAVE THAT TIME BACK JUST KILL ME ALREADY AAAaaaAAgh
the austrian reddit suede No.1677 +1
Mikhael Rosen Broadstairs, Kent No.1678 +1
piano brazil: what you need is to take up a hobby, take me and my $20 keyboard for example
vastra Lund, Skåne No.1679 +1
the american jaxon Cherry Hill, New Jersey No.1680 +2
piano brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul No.1681 +1
Milwaukee: (to a father who lost his 11-year-old son to leukemia) Kids? This is a suicide hotline… not CHAD telecounselling
yes Norsborg, Stockholm No.1682 +1
pin all
piano brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul No.1683 +1
Fabían: (to a paraplegic woman) So what if you can't squat? There are always OPH and paused chins
Mikhael Rosen Broadstairs, Kent No.1684 +3
Setúbal: you think your problems are bad? i'm still a virgin
piano brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul No.1685 +2
Adam: Wait, wait, who did you vote for again?
piano brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul No.1686 +1
Lori: Look… before I can tell you how to proceed, I need to know what you are wearing
piano brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul No.1687 +1
Gustavo: Your house not being covered by your insurance is all part of God's plan. Thessalonians 5:16 0 18 teaches, “Be joyful always; pray continually; give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God's will for you in Christ Jesus.” These three activities — being joyful, praying, and being thankful — are God’s will for all believers, regardless of other circumstances, even when he is testing you! Romans 12:1-2 promises, “I urge you, brothers, in view of God's mercy, to offer your bodies as living sacrifices, holy and pleasing to God – this is your spiritual act of worship. Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God's will is – his good, pleasing and perfect will.” When we dedicate our lives to God and turn away from materialism, we prepare our hearts to hear from God.
feasties San Antonio, Texas No.1688 +1
these are some of my favorite threads
classic putin Brasília, Federal District No.1689 +1
>>1687all true, every last word
piano brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul No.1690 +1
Ronen: ght, alright, calm down. Listen to me. I know that new situations can be intimidating. You lookin' around and it's all scary and different, but y'know… m-meeting them head-on, charging into 'em like a bull—that's how we grow as people. I'm no stranger to scary situations, I deal with them all the time. Now if you just stick with me — HOLY CRAP, MORTY, RUN!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, MORTY, RUN!! I-I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT THING BEFORE IN MY LIFE, MORTY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT IS!!
piano brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul No.1691 +1
Kristján: Oh yes… the sting of late stage crapitalism. [USSR anthem starts playing] The pain we feel is like that tugging of skin for the serpent as it sheds an outer layer, comrade. Deep inside ourselves we are human beings, which is about so much more than the money we have in the bank or the things we buy at the store. As we shed ourselves of the immoral economic ideology of insatiable greed, let us workers remember our true nature and UNITE to WIPE OUT this plague!
the israeli tranny lover Herzliya, Tel Aviv No.1692 +1
>>1690uhm did you just quote word for word rick's monologue from season 1 episode 1 of rick and morty at exactly 08:05-08:33
the american rex's owner Chicago, Illinois No.1693 +2
Lori No.1694 +1
imagine 90% of bronnen dies in horrific plane accident
and glockenspiel guatemala replaces us all
the israeli lucas bailey Herzliya, Tel Aviv No.1695
the irish opfer Dublin, Leinster No.1696
>>1694the day the menes died…
Lori No.1697 +1
let me give it a try
Lori No.1698 +1
brj: b-b-be… b-b-bettter t-t-than… B-BETTER *guido takes phone off his hands*
guido: selamunaleykum, how i can help you? i must warn you and apologize in advance i am gassy and i am a paki forgive me for any audible flatulence you may experience *brj wrestles phone off guido*
brj: BETTER THAN ME BETTER THAN ME BETTEEEEEER
suicidal person: but what about my daughters car accident?
brj: what car accident, anus? fossil fuels ran out in 2071 and solar powered cars still havent been invented *guido gets phone off his hands again*
guido: ozur dilerim its the pungent hikki fart concentration in the cubicle its affecting his thinking he doesnt know what he is doing there are just so many farts
*gunshot heard over the line*
the israeli milcel Herzliya, Tel Aviv No.1699 +1
Lori No.1700 +1
eric: you cant cross the bridge that is man and become homo invictus without pain. pain purifies. it edifies, it RECTIFIES. pain is also not real. its an illusion, so quit bothering me
Lori No.1701 +1
suicidal person: i got nothing to live for
ben: good
the finnish kirinorway Vaasa, Western Finland No.1702 +2
Joni: Reminds me of the time I was staffas. Now me awaiting the police to bring me the recruitment notice and I have to neet around. Also I'm signed up for automation school when I finish but if I am 14 month paid NCO instead of 9 it is macabre waste of time.
me fix life settis
rate
rate??
the austrian autist dog Linz, Upper Austria No.1703 +1
Vastra Lund, Skåne No.1704 +2
ben: hold up, before you kill yourself, let me just send you a selfie of myself in a piece of checkered clothing
the israeli baldcel Herzliya, Tel Aviv No.1705 +2
Cheyenne Utah No.1706 +1
You know when that hawline bling
it could only mean one thing
mike Essen, North Rhine-Westphalia No.1707 +1
sage
Chiquita Banana Occupied Government East Moriches, New York No.1708
this is a good thread
this is a great thread
piano brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul No.1709
I am bumping this so our honoured guest can become more acquainted with our community
Vastra Sundsvall, Västernorrland No.1710 +1
the israeli burger flipper Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv No.1711
very funny :)
piano brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul No.1713 +1
Ramón: Suicide crisis lines can be found in many countries worldwide. Many are geared to a general audience while others are specific to a select demographic such as LGBT youth, Native American and Aboriginal Canadian youth. One of the first suicide crisis lines was the Samaritans. Although crisis hotlines are common, there is little evidence for their effectiveness.[9]
the american kekistani Paterson, New Jersey No.1714
piano brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul No.1715
Diadema: What kind of NUMALE even calls a crisis line? You would have to be Lola to think losers who work for minimum wage can give you life advice
the brazilian newfag Santo André, Sao Paulo No.1716
classic putin Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro No.1717
>>1715hypothetical suicide hotline diadema is right tho
it's a ridiculous idea
that nigga ted bundy took calls for one such hotline and was the best employee among his peers lol
the american natsoc gfur Pompano Beach, Florida No.1718
do roy suicide hotline
Lori Canoas, Rio Grande do Sul No.1719
covina: Literal Retard! Not pretending, not lying, not being ironic, you need to KILL YOURSELF!!!!!
the american gaymer Atlanta, Georgia No.1720
the american wacky New Berlin, Wisconsin No.1721
the finnish roy Vaasa, Western Finland No.1722
piano brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul No.1723
>>1718Solomon: She left you? Oh, TRUST me when I tell you… good ole Roy BEEN there, DONE that… their smell usually lingers in the house for some time, doesn't it? (I know it because I had girlfriends) Not having an asian taint to tongue or jewess' breasts to fondle at night can be soul crushing (I know it because I used to have access to them) but it is no reason to split your head open! Well, at least not when you could be putting that 12 gauge to good use shooting liberals and minorities who don't get us civic nationalists…
BlackWomenWorshipper Horn Lake, Mississippi No.1724
>>1723you're bitter because you have money but still no girl would ever sleep with you lol
the american dogfucker Atlanta, Georgia No.1725 +1
>>1724you're bitter because you have pizza but still no horse would ever sleep with you lol
t. roy
the swedish unkler Linköping, Östergötland No.1726
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
the german pepe garrison Dortmund, North Rhine-Westphalia No.1727
>>1724piano: handsome, wealthy, cultured, intelligent
you: untermensch, minimum wage, dumb, blue shoes
BlackWomenWorshipper Horn Lake, Mississippi No.1728
>>1727niedersachsen cringe
the german lucas bailey Dortmund, North Rhine-Westphalia No.1729 +1
>>1728i will defend him with my life
BlackWomenWorshipper Horn Lake, Mississippi No.1730 +1
>>1729niedersachsen defend internet boyfriend
cringe
Chiquita Banana Occupied Government East Moriches, New York No.1731 +1
>>1729sounds like you wan
Burgerking !PREmemertI Portsmouth, Ohio No.1732
hotline miami: one time I was driving down the street and I saw a billboard for a suicide hotline
BlackWomenWorshipper Georgia No.1733
>>1723>>1724Amazing upvote battle
the argentinean meat toilet General Roca, Rio Negro No.1734
do rnd arg poster
the lithuanian behindert Kaunas, Kaunas No.1735
>>1733you bumped this thread to make this post and it made you lose it looool
yes Norsborg, Stockholm No.1736
>>1733not even close lmao
BlackWomenWorshipper Georgia No.1737
>>1735All according to plan
4 of the upvotes of my post were from Coats (orbi) proxies BlackWomenWorshipper Georgia No.1738
>>1736It was until just now
feasties Spicewood, Texas No.1739
>>1734random argentinean poster: before you pull the trigger, could you please assist me in moving some boxes. there are some cockroaches near it and I cannot go in the house
the israeli numale Herzliya, Tel Aviv No.1740
>>1738bro it doesn't matter
piano brazil upvoted you
coats upvoted you twice
BlackWomenWorshipper Horn Lake, Mississippi No.1741
>>1740>piano brazil upvoted youwow
i didn't know he felt that way about me…maybe he's just tsun-tsun
the argentinean edgemaster General Roca, Rio Negro No.1742
>>1739roach phobia is the only real disease
the israeli cam fapper Herzliya, Tel Aviv No.1743
>>1741he wants you to improve yourself
trying to edify you and shit
everyone else gave up on you long time ago and just mock you endlessly for being a failure that you are
food for thought…
feasties Spicewood, Texas No.1744
>>1743piano brazil believes in us all
kimmo timonen Salo, Finland Proper No.1745
>>1741piano brazil is a good boy…
the american virgin North Carolina No.1746
>>1740>mods can see who upvotes what the israeli einor hugji Herzliya, Tel Aviv No.1747
piano brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul No.1748
>>1740>>1741I meant to click the poster number
the israeli ntgger Herzliya, Tel Aviv No.1749
>>1748happens to the best of us
BlackWomenWorshipper Horn Lake, Mississippi No.1750
>>1748sure you did buddy…come on over and give us a hug…
the israeli ntgger Herzliya, Tel Aviv No.1751
>>1748(i was just saying those votes are disqualified from the competition so it's actually 14 vs 7 a 2:1 upvote rate)
the argentinean gamer General Roca, Rio Negro No.1752
>>1748upvoting everyone itt will devaluate the upvote and almost fix your mistake
the finnish incel Vaasa, Western Finland No.1753
>>1750asian women simply cannot stop eating domestic animals
someone has to put an end to this
BlackWomenWorshipper Horn Lake, Mississippi No.1754
>>1753they eat them out of love
Lori No.1755
>>1753its a cat not my problem
the american moralfag Brooklyn, New York No.1756
>>1755If you can make sfur out of it it must be defended
the israeli horse Herzliya, Tel Aviv No.1757
>>1754>kotHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK EVERYBODY
HE CALLED THE CAT A KOT
LIKE ON KRAUTCHAN
HE'S DOING A KRAUTCHAN THING ON BRONNEN
ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KRAUTCHAN LMAO WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS JOKE
the german glaceon Dortmund, North Rhine-Westphalia No.1758
>>1757roy is such an icorrigible krautchan legend
BlackWomenWorshipper Horn Lake, Mississippi No.1759
the israeli hideloc brit Herzliya, Tel Aviv No.1760
>>1759HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK EVERYBODY
HE CALLED THE CAT A KOT
LIKE ON KRAUTCHAN
HE'S DOING A KRAUTCHAN THING ON BRONNEN
ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KRAUTCHAN LMAO WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS JOKE
smellings Tampere, Pirkanmaa No.1761
>>1755What's gonna happen when they run out of cats?
the israeli teemu Herzliya, Tel Aviv No.1762
>>1754HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK EVERYBODY
SOLOMON CARTER POSTED HIS ALLEGED EX-GIRLFRIEND AGAIN
LIKE ON KRAUTCHAN
HE'S DOING A KRAUTCHAN THING ON BRONNEN
ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KRAUTCHAN LMAO WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS JOKE
the german patrik fridén Dortmund, North Rhine-Westphalia No.1763
>>1760can you add blue shoe to roys icons?
the lithuanian alex jones Kaunas, Kaunas No.1764
>>1761we will feed them numales (aww)
the israeli steve rambo Herzliya, Tel Aviv No.1765 +2
>>1763i can
but not today
i go bett soon
the israeli numale Herzliya, Tel Aviv No.1766 +2
>>1762what did roy mean by reporting this post
BlackWomenWorshipper Horn Lake, Mississippi No.1767 +2
the israeli baldcel Herzliya, Tel Aviv No.1768 +2
the american roy Seattle, Washington No.1769 +4